Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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