I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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