i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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