Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
