Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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