bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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