so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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