we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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