Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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