what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize