Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
two words...techno handjob
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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