Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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