in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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