READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Welp...herpes.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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