can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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