did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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