Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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