i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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