I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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