I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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