is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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