I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I checked into jail on foursquare
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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