i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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