Swine flu. Run for my life!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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