my vag is so smooth its legendary
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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