you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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