I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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