Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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