I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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