Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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