Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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