Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
