Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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