some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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