Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
