I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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