I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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