What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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