My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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