I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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