glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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