Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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