My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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