Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
