Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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