do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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