no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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