whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
is it fun? or sober?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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