Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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