So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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