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Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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