We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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