Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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